Banana (No) Split Day

Hey Bananimals! So, did you know that the traditional gift for a first anniversary is paper? How fitting. Today marks the first anniversary of when I pulled the most infamous move in Challenge history, and thanks to Sarah I’ve got more paper than I know what to do with! A year is a long time to reflect. I know a lot of you have come around and realized – we aren’t here to make friends. The show was called Rivals, was it not? After I took the money and ran, I never thought I’d hear the end of it. For a hot second, I was easily the most hated man on reality television (and let’s not forget I share this stage with Americas most despised ginger Wes Bergman).

But time has a funny way of working itself out. So many fans and non-fans alike are now able to put emotion aside and see what I did in the Rivals III finale for the baller move it was. Sure, I’m the guy you love to hate. And yeah, this was no different. But how lame a final would that have been? Sarah and I just split the money and waltz off in to the sunset? Sorry, but that was never going to happen. And I know a lot of you like to talk about karma, how one day it’s gonna catch up to me. But I like to think that 1 year ago today, it did. And so did Sarah’s. No job is too dirty if you’re not the one doing it, right? So, stay tuned. They’re not calling it Dirty XXX for nothing. 

American Dad Gone Bananas

Well, folks – I’ve finally arrived. Sure, I braved hurricanes in Key West, about starved to death on an island, faced heights, altitude, elements, and enemies all over the world; but tonight I debut a new talent in my arsenal... ANIMATION!!! Not the kind of animation we’re talking when I’m ripping on rookies, fighting with CT or stirring the pot with (insert female cast members name) I’m talking literal animation! Any American Dad! fans out there? Well, if you’re not you should be. For tonight at least. Tune in to TBS at 10/9c and watch what unfolds when you blend bananas and cartoons. I had such a blast making this episode with the awesome cast and crew of American Dad! and who knows? Maybe one day when I’m ready to hang up my bandana and call it quits, I can try my hand in cartoon work. But that’s a long way off, this GOAT still has some scores to settle and battles to be won. Thanks for tuning in and make sure to catch me tonight on American Dad! and tomorrow at my usual spot on The Challenge. Bananas two ways, what could be better?!

The Challenge Dirty 30

With Summer in full swing, Challenge season has finally arrived and The Dirty 30 promises to be unlike anything you've ever seen. As a cast member with a decade of experience and double digit appearances under my belt I thought I'd seen everything the Challenge Gods could throw my way, but upon arriving in Cartagena Colombia it soon became clear that there are diabolical schemes even a seasoned vet like myself couldn't have prepared for. When it comes to the format of a Challenge, and the rules within which a show is created, there are few things that remain constant season to season. The team structure changes, forcing us to compete along side an Ex or Rival, pitting Vets against Rookies, and Good Guys against Bad Asses. The voting process changes giving the winning team, individual, or power couple the ability to nominate who must fight their way out of elimination. And this season is no different! Take everything you've ever known about a Challenge crumple it up into a ball and throw it out the window. Buckle up folks, because you're in for a wild ride!